This section is about my life, which will probably bore you to death. My psychologist tells me that writing web logs is a very helpful way to ensure that the hospital’s psych board will consider my petition for transfer from the maximum-security area.
PERSONAL LIFE
My life is not really that exciting. Aside from the usual brush with Homeland Security and trying to evade them every hour of every day when I’m conducting clandestine cell meetings in rogue terrorist states, plus the usual arms smuggling, shipment of biological weapons and nuclear reactors from the former Soviet Union — life has been very boring.
FAMILY AND FRIENDS
To describe my family and relatives, I’d have to quote this anonymous observation: “Families are like fudge. Mostly sweet with a few nuts.” Maybe not so few, though. To put it in simple Star Trek – Voyager terms: My father and I are both One of Two, my mother is Four of Nine and my sister is Two of Two (one of two / four of nine / two of two children). Being One of Two, I am primary adjunct to Family Matrix 01. Somehow, I need to stop being a trekkie or I’ll break a plasma conduit or violate the temporal prime directive.
WORK AND STUFF
Since I started working at age 18, I’ve been a writer, photographer, banker, promotions specialist, sales representative and a film and stage play extra. Some of those experiences I’ve included in this section, except the time I was a model for a gory tabloid scene. You have to understand — I was young and needed the money.
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